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the subway I have never stood a minute, I have never clung an instant to a strap; As I enter any train, each man who's in it Springs, like Galahad awaking from a nap, And exclaims with hat in hand: "I can't bear to see you stand; If you voted, though, I shouldn't care a rap."

O you women who have never stood in trolleys (And I speak to every woman in this state) If you don't forego these wild and wicked follies, You'll be very, very sorry, but too late; Men, disgusted at your capers, Will sit still and read their papers, And you'll have to stand in trolleys. What a fate!

For myself, my only means of locomotion Is my motor, which conveys me near and far,