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 aged better with the second. But who bears the expenses of this conference? We didn't pay any admission!"

"Oh, it's done by the Kimbells. My husband says it's a very clever way to bring women into the store. And you just want to buy everything the doctors and the lecturers tell you about."

The brisk-looking leader had mounted the platform. An expectant hush fell upon the audience.

"Yesterday afternoon, when I announced the subject of to-day's lecture, 'What Do You Do With Father's Money?' a good many of you laughed. Some of you shook your heads, because you know how hard it is to make father's money go around. And one reason why it is so hard to stretch the family income is this: You don't know what you are getting for the money you spend,—how much nourishment it contains, if it is for food; how long it will wear, if it is clothing. You take a chance. You guess. But you don't know. And because you don't know, quite a little of father's money goes to waste.

"Now, this isn't your fault. It is because