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 WHY MARK WAS UNCOMFORTABLE IN THE KING OF SWEDEN'S PRESENCE

"And how did you like the King of Sweden?" I heard Lord Roberts ask Clemens at the Army and Navy Club, one afternoon.

"Well, frankly, if I must suffer myself to have intercourse with kings, I prefer the Prince of Wales," replied Mark.

Then somebody told a story about the Swedish Majesty's last sojourn in Norway. There, at a railway station, Oscar ran against a crusty old farmer who thought himself a lot better than a mere king and kept his hat on.

"Don't you know enough to bare your head in the presence of the King?" demanded Oscar.

"You bare your head and I'll bare mine," replied the farmer. "My family has been here a great many hundred years longer than yours."

Thereupon Oscar got so enraged he knocked the farmer's hat off with a sweep of his cane and if bystanders hadn't interfered the King would have been pummeled "handsome" then and there.

"I am glad I doffed my hat before Oscar came in," said Mark. 196