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 "but I guess cannibals and Pollacks alike love to be surprised, and the grotesque, always unexpected, is surprising."

"During my stay in Stockholm some one read the following from one of my books (translated): 'The solemn steadfastness of the deep made the ship roll sideways.' Great laughter. 'And she kicked up behind!' At that the house shook and rocked and quivered with merriment and my fame was firmly established in Sweden. If I had told the audience that 'Her Majesty's dress crept along the floor for three minutes (count 'em) after the queen had gone,' they would have risen to a man and kissed me." 176