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206 A group of twelve men who, having lied to the judge about their hearing, health and business engagements, have failed to fool him.

One who protects us against robbers by taking away the temptation.

(a) One who pretends to be very good; (b) one who pretends to be very bad.

The delusion that one woman differs from another.

A labor-saving device.

An apprentice second husband; victim No. 2 in the larval stage.

A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.

The husband of a woman with the martyr complex.

The theory that every human act must be either right or wrong, and that 99% of them are wrong.

One who can tell you offhand how many sharps are in the key of C major.

The sort of man who marries his sister's best friend,

One who argues that all human ills are caused by the pressure of hard bone