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Rh, speeches, love affairs and ocean voyages bearable.

One who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.

A place in which persons who are not worth talking to listen to that which is not worth hearing.

One who believes that God notes the fall of a sparrow and is shocked half to death by the fall of a Sunday-school superintendent; one who is willing to serve three Gods, but draws the line at one wife.

The theory that, since the sky rockets following a wallop in the eye are optical delusions, the wallop itself is a delusion and the eye another.

A place in which gentlemen who have never been to Heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.

A concerted effort to remedy the blunders and check the practical joking of God.

A ticket speculator outside the gates of Heaven.

The inner voice which warns us that someone is looking.

The feeling that makes one