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may trust, that you would introduce to me on the present occasion.

Hov. To be sure, Madam: a friend we may depend on. (Drawing Countess aside, and speaking in her ear.) A man of few words: better to do in this quarter than this. (Pointing first to his pocket, and then to his head.) And that is a good man, you know, to be well with.

Countess. O the best stuff in the world for making a friend of. (Returning to the Bar.) Sir, I have the highest regard and esteem for you.

Bar. (in a feigned voice.) On vatch account, Madam?

Countess. O good Sir! on every account.

Bar. You lov'sh not my religion?

Countess. I respect and reverence it profoundly.

Bar. You lov'sh not my pershon?

Countess. It is interesting. and engaging, most assuredly.

Bar. No body telsh me sho before!

Countess. Because the world is full of envious people, who will not tell you truths that are agreeable.

Bar. (nodding assent.) Now I understant.

Countess. Yes, dear Sir; you must do so; your understanding is unquestionable. (Looking archly to Hovel.) And now, gentlemen, do me the honour to be seated, and examine these jewels attentively.

Hov. We would rather stand if you'll permit us.