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 are twins, and their names are William and Wilhelmina Good. When Mr. Good was told about them, he lit a cigar, and said, "I shall call the boy William—after myself;" and then he thought for a long time, and said, "And I shall call the girl Wilhelmina—after her brother." He threw his cigar away, and went and told Mrs. Good, who had wanted to call them John and Jane. Mrs. Good said, "Very well, dear, but I don't like the name of William, and I shall call my dear little boy Billy for short." And Mr. Good said, "Certainly, my love, but if it comes to that, I don't much care about the name of Wilhelmina, not for shouting up the stairs with, so my dear little girl had better be called Billy, too." Mrs. Good said, "Very well, dear, but won't it be rather confusing?" And Mr. Good said, "No, dear, not to people of any intelligence;" and he took out his watch at