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If you want to get to heaven tell you what to do Gotta grease your feet with some good beef stew Slide right out of the devils hand And slide over into the promised landbut go easy go greasy

Standing in the corner by the mantel piece Up in the corner by a bucket of grease I stuck my foot in that bucket of grease And go a slipping up and down the mantel piece Hunting matches. Cigaret stubs. Shortage on.

Down in the hen house on my knees I thought I heard a chicken sneeze Nothing but a rooster saying his prayers Thanking his god for the hens upstairs Rooster preaching. Hen a singing. Henohouse shaking.

Down in the holler just a settingonna log My hand on my trigger and my eye on a hog Pulled that trigger and the gun went 'bipppp' I grab that hog with all of my grip Cain't eat hog eyesbut I love chitlins.

I got a gal just over the hill She won't kiss like her sister will Never takes a bath not even a rub 'Fraid she'll slide through the hole in the tub. Swful skinny. Bony. Cut a man like a razor.

Not a bit of use in me working so hard I got a woman in the rich folks yard When she kills a chicken she sends me the feet Thinks I'm working when I'm loafing in the street. Listening to all the back talk. Gossip.

Not no use in me working so hard I got a woman in the rich folks yard When they kill a chicken she sends me the head Thinks I'm a working when I'm laying up in bed. Dreaming about her. Two other women.

Lots of folks tell you that a preacher won't steal But I caught three down in my corn field One had a bushel and the other had a peck The other'n had a great long cotton sack. Half full or fuller. Roasting ears. He's stealing.

When I get to eating pork chops I caint stop Ain't no kind of gravy I can't sop Grab that bone in both of my hands And listen to my lips go flipppityyy floppppp Born liking it. Slicker the better. Ease on in home.

I went to church the other night See if everybody had been living right Lady got religion and waved her hands