Mother Goose for Grownups

Contents

 * To Constance
 * The Admirable Assertiveness of Jilted Jack
 * The Blatant Brutality of Little Bow Peep
 * The Commendable Castigation of Old Mother Hubbard
 * The Discouraging Discovery of Little Jack Horner
 * The Embarrassing Episode of Little Miss Muffet
 * The Fearful Finale of the Irascible Mouse
 * The Gastronomic Guile of Simple Simon
 * The Harmonious Heedlessness of Little Boy Blue
 * The Inexcusable Improbity of Tom, the Piper's Son
 * The Judicious Judgment of Quite Contrary Mary
 * The Linguistic Languor of Charles Augustus Sprague
 * The Mysterious Misapprehension Concerning a Man in Our Town
 * The Opportune Overthrow of Humpty Dumpty
 * The Preposterous Performance of an Old Lady of Banbury
 * The Quixotic Quest of Three Blind Mice
 * The Remarkable Regimen of the Sprat Family
 * The Singular Sangfroid of Baby Bunting
 * The Touching Tenderness of King Karl the First
 * The Unusual Ubiquity of the Inquisitive Gander