Meet Her with a Taximeter



[Verse]
 * SHE: If you wished to get
 * some attractive little pet
 * to yourself for awhile,
 * I suppose you'd choose
 * those canadian canoes?
 * HE: No a boat cramps one's style!


 * If you want to spoon
 * what a bout a big balloon?
 * that's a nice place no doubt,
 * SHE: But if you and she
 * don't in everything agree,
 * There's risk you'd fall out!


 * BOTH: If you really want a place
 * for an undisturbed embrace!

[Refrain]
 * Take her in a Taxy that's the thing to do,
 * You can talk in tenderest tone, she's there all alone with you,
 * If you want a charming, stolen interview,
 * Meet her with a Taximeter which takes only two.

[Verse]
 * HE: If the girl should coo
 * "I could drive along with you,
 * Just forever dear boy!"
 * Though it's kindly meant
 * ev'ry second cost a cent,
 * SHE: And the thought damps one's joy!


 * Still it is so snug
 * and the Lady you can hug
 * in seclusion profound,
 * HE: Till the chauffeur chap
 * has somme silly-ass mishap
 * and a crowd gathers round!


 * BOTH: Still we know no better place
 * for an undisturbed embrace!

[Refrain]
 * Take her in a Taxy that's the thing to do,
 * You can talk in tenderest tone, she's there all alone with you,
 * If you want a charming, stolen interview,
 * Meet her with a Taximeter which takes only two.