Let's Do It, Let's Fall in Love

Birds do it, bees do it Even educated fleas do it Let’s do it, let’s fall in love

In Spain, the best upper sets do it Lithuanians and Letts do it Let’s do it, let’s fall in love

The Dutch in old Amsterdam do it Not to mention the Finns Folks in Siam do it - think of Siamese twins

Some Argentines without means do it People say in Boston even beans do it Let’s do it, let’s fall in love

Romantic sponges, they say, do it Oysters down in Oyster Bay do it Let’s do it, let’s fall in love

Cold Cape Cod clams, ’Gainst their wish, do it Even lazy jellyfish do it Let’s do it, let’s fall in love

Electric eels, I might add, do it Though it shocks ’em I know Why ask if shad do it? Waiter, bring me shad roe!

In shallow shoals, English soles do it Goldfish in the privacy of bowls do it Let’s do it, let’s fall in love

In old Japan, all the Japs do it Up in Lapland little Laps do it Let’s do it, let’s fall in love

The chimpanzees in the zoos do it Some courageous kangaroos do it Let’s do it, let’s fall in love

I’m sure giraffes on the sly do it Even eagles as they fly do it Let’s do it, let’s fall in love

Electric eels, I might add, do it Though it shocks ’em I know Why ask if shad do it? Garçon, de shad roe!

The world admits bears in pits do it Even Pekingeses at the Ritz do it Let’s do it, let’s fall in love

The royal set sans regret did it And they considered it fun Marie Antoinette did it With or without Napoleon