In Zanzibar

In Zanzibar great land of glory A monkey Czar so runs the story Came from afar with love o'er laden To win and woo a monkey maiden with twang Darwinian Sang this opinion.

My little Chimpanzee you're all this world to me A branch I'll find for thee in my own fam'ly tree No monkey shine for me A wedding fine there'll be In high society In Zanzibar.

In Zanzibar's great cocoanut castle Hail to the Czar each monkey vassal Great King Gazoo my great ancestor Sang to his bride as he caressed her with chin bone chattering His Panzie flattering.

My little Chimpanzee you're all this world to me A branch I'll find for thee in my own fam'ly tree No monkey shine for me A wedding fine there'll be In high society In Zanzibar.