Dining Out




 * When you dine out quelquefois
 * On the boulevards or the Bois
 * If you chance to be alone
 * Very silently you groan.


 * Lovely night
 * Such a plight
 * Hard is my fate
 * When I see
 * All Paris
 * Dining tete-a-tete.


 * Des hors' d'oeuvres varies
 * And a very nice entree.
 * The Champagne is much to dear
 * I will have a glass of beer.


 * I've the worst
 * Kind of thirst
 * You ever knew
 * Thirst for one
 * Ain't much fun
 * I've enough for two.


 * Bring some lobster mayonnaise
 * Done in sev'ral diff'rent ways.
 * Then some Poulet Casserole
 * And a marble finger bowl.


 * Fie for shame
 * What's your name
 * Whisper, don't fear
 * Did you say Maud
 * Oh you fraud
 * Come in the garden dear.


 * Pass the bumpers all around
 * Let the bubbling wine abound.
 * Little girls what do you say
 * Shall we all three get quite gay?


 * Fill the Cup
 * Drink it up
 * We'll have some fun
 * Vive Paris
 * You shall see
 * The night has just begun.