Daddy, Come Home

[1st verse:] Hello! Central, dear Central, listen here: Please connect me with my father Number one, two, three!

Daddy this is me Come home right away Since you left this morning, daddy dear Many things have happened here

[Refrain:] Daddy, come home! Close the factory and hurry up home! Won't you come to me?

Johnny stole my mittens My brand new Sunday mittens Outside of that the cat has lost her kittens

Daddy, come home! Johnny's punching me, and I can't hold my own

Ma found a locket Of a girl in your pocket Daddy, so you better come home.

[2nd verse:] Daddy, hurry up! Johnny broke the cup That we borrowed from our neighbor

Harry stubbed his toe Playing Buffalo Mabel fell downstairs Willie's chasing Jack around the flat Everything's fine outside of that