A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court

Preface
The ungentle laws and customs touched upon in this tale are historical, and the episodes which are used to illustrate them are also historical. It is not pretended that these laws and customs existed in England in the sixth century; no, it is only pretended that inasmuch as they existed in the English and other civilizations of far later times, it is safe to consider that it is no libel upon the sixth century to suppose them to have been in practice in that day also. One is quite justified in inferring that whatever one of these laws or customs was lacking in that remote time, its place was competently filled by a worse one.

The question as to whether there is such a thing as divine right of kings is not settled in this book. It was found too difficult. That the executive head of a nation should be a person of lofty character and extraordinary ability, was manifest and indisputable; that none but the Deity could select that head unerringly, was also manifest and indisputable; that the Deity ought to make that selection, then, was likewise manifest and indisputable; consequently, that He does make it, as claimed, was an unavoidable deduction. I mean, until the author of this book encountered the Pompadour, and Lady Castlemaine, and some other executive heads of that kind; these were found so difficult to work into the scheme, that it was judged better to take the other tack in this book (which must be issued this fall), and then go into training and settle the question in another book. It is, of course, a thing which ought to be settled, and I am not going to have anything particular to do next winter anyway.

Mark Twain

Hartford, July 21, 1889

Contents

 * A Word of Explanation
 * The Stranger's History
 * The Tale of the Lost Land
 * Chapter I: Camelot
 * Chapter II: King Arthur's Court
 * Chapter III: Knights of the Table Round
 * Chapter IV: Sir Dinadan the Humorist
 * Chapter V: An Inspiration
 * Chapter VI: The Eclipse
 * Chapter VII: Merlin's Tower
 * Chapter VIII: The Boss
 * Chapter IX: The Tournament
 * Chapter X: Beginnings of Civilization
 * Chapter XI: The Yankee in Search of Adventures
 * Chapter XII: Slow Torture
 * Chapter XIII: Freemen
 * Chapter XIV: "Defend Thee, Lord"
 * Chapter XV: Sandy's Tale
 * Chapter XVI: Morgan Le Fay
 * Chapter XVII: A Royal Banquet
 * Chapter XVIII: In the Queen's Dungeons
 * Chapter XIX: Knight-Errantry As A Trade
 * Chapter XX: The Ogre's Castle
 * Chapter XXI: The Pilgrims
 * Chapter XXII: The Holy Fountain
 * Chapter XXIII: Restoration of the Fountain
 * Chapter XXIV: A Rival Magician
 * Chapter XXV: A Competitive Examination
 * Chapter XXVI: The First Newspaper
 * Chapter XXVII: The Yankee and The King Travel Incognito
 * Chapter XXVIII: Drilling the King
 * Chapter XXIX: The Smallpox Hut
 * Chapter XXX: The Tragedy of the Manor-House
 * Chapter XXXI: Marco
 * Chapter XXXII: Dowley's Humiliation
 * Chapter XXXIII: Sixth Century Political Economy
 * Chapter XXXIV: The Yankee and the King Sold As Slaves
 * Chapter XXXV: A Pitiful Incident
 * Chapter XXXVI: An Encounter In The Dark
 * Chapter XXXVII: An Awful Predicament
 * Chapter XXXVIII: Sir Launcelot And The Knights To The Rescue
 * Chapter XXXIX: The Yankee's Fight With The Knights
 * Chapter XL: Three Years Later
 * Chapter XLI: The Interdict
 * Chapter XLII: War!
 * Chapter XLIII: The Battle Of The Sand Belt
 * Chapter XLIV: A Postscript by Clarence
 * Final P.S. by M.T.

Un yanqui en la corte del Rey Arturo